I dreamt that I kept trying to ask Jeremy Renner out, but I couldn't find the right opportunity, and also I wasn't entirely sure if he was digging me back or not. :/

Speaking of Renner, I'm really looking forward to The Bourne Legacy in August. Every time my adoration for him wanes even just a little bit, he has a new movie out. This is awesome. ( Read more... )

Although Reese is not convincing as the woman they go to war over, she would be ideally cast as a straight roommate giving them advice about their romance. Because surely they're gay.

Even Ebert thinks This Means War is totally gay.

Also: what the fuck has happened to Chris Pine's career? Hilariously enough, his fizzle is part of my America's ( Read more... )

I just saw the trailer (without sound) for This Means War where two guys (CFine Chris Pine and Tom Hardy) literally fight over a girl (Reese Witherspoon ( Read more... )

I love Tony Scott movies. They may not be masterpieces of art, but they're always very competent action thrillers, well-shot and excellently paced. Not rich on story, but there's always just enough. I like how lean his movies are. It's like... shit gets done. The end. I love pretentious and ambitious, but sometimes I just want something that ( Read more... )

Captain Fine is apparently going to play Jack Ryan in some sort of reboot of the franchise, if it can be called a franchise. I've seen all the variations. Yes, even the one with Ben Affleck. I suffered through that for Liev, mind you. I liked the Harrison Ford ones, most especially the one with Sean Bean. I'm also fond of The Hunt For Red October, ( Read more... )

I JUST LAUGHED FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT AT THIS. SERIOUSLY. LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES. I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

( GQ motherfuckers under the cut )

Oh, no thanks to fortassetu, I now have a Pinto crack!AU. She said something about how Zach Quinto looks like a vampire hunter in some picture or another, and now I've got, in my head, this THING where Quinto is like, some tragic vampire hunter out to avenge the death of his family or whatever, but then he meets Chris Pine, who is utterly unlike any vampire ( Read more... )

LOL, I just skimmed through Captain Fine's episode of CSI: Miami. I SUFFERED THROUGH DAVID CARUSO FOR YOU PINE YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL. I'VE NEVER-- oh wait, I did that for Josh Lucas, too. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.

Anyway, it's LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Pine plays the douchiest douche that's ever douched. I gotta say, I like his range. 'Cause I saw ( Read more... )

The very very stalky pap pictures of Chris Pine CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT.

And yet I cannot stop looking.

CLEARLY I AM PART OF THE PROBLEM

I'M SORRY

THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH CHRIS PINE IS THAT HE WEARS SKINNY JEANS ( Read more... )